How the Scientific American Mind works
A couple of months ago Scientific American Mind proclaimed me a lesbian. Yes, according to the quiz (don’t you love quizzes) I am predominantly a lesbian, with heterosexual tendencies. I suppose one of these tendencies they’re referring to is my tendency to sleep with men, and not women. But apart from that, I’m totally queer. Anyway, whatever.
Inspired by ambiguity, lets take a moment to check out the Top 10 Lesbian-ish Men I just accidentally found. Personally I think all these men are hot. I also think they’d look great in skirts (where was the survey question: do you prefer cross-dressing men who look kind of like girls or gorgeous lesbians who kind of look like boys…like Daniela Sea in Itty Bitty Titty Committee?”). I must admit I am a little surprised that Johnny Depp didn’t take out the number one spot, having heard recently about some kind of Johnny Depp Lesbian Facebook Appreciation Group*. But Jake Gyllenhaal, fair call. And he gets extra points for having a hot sister. (I love pussy-bow blouses).
I think Cillian Murphy should be on the list too, but I’m not sure my opinion actually counts or if Cillian can’t be included because he’s really some sort of beautiful alien like David Bowie.
From reading the comments on that blog post I’ve just discovered a new appreciation for Ville Valo. He’s the frontman of Finnish rock band H.I.M….which means there is a slim chance we could be related (great great grandad being the harbour master in Helsinki and all). But even if we were related we’d be very distant cousins or something so it’s probably still cool to be lustfully youtubing him. Not sure about the music yet but I love the clips.
So on that note I’m going to bed to do a bit of reading (sorry, no lesbian erotica tonight, I’m catching up with The Elegant Universe -what do you mean, string theory isn’t as sexy? Keep an eye out for an upcoming post about hot theoretical physicists). And I’d like to thank Scientific American Mind for attempting to label me, since in a round-about way it led me to discover a Finnish rock band.
*probably not the actual name of the group
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